I didn't much care for the nerdy song...BUT the kitten STOLE THE SHOW!!!!
So freaking funny! I hope it made you laugh today too.
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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
This kitten totally made my day!!!
I have to admit after my office had no air conditioning on one of the hottest days of the year so far with a heat index closing in on 105 degrees Fahrenheit. My sister found this video while we were sweating in the office and we laughed so much about it....
I didn't much care for the nerdy song...BUT the kitten STOLE THE SHOW!!!!
So freaking funny! I hope it made you laugh today too.
I didn't much care for the nerdy song...BUT the kitten STOLE THE SHOW!!!!
So freaking funny! I hope it made you laugh today too.
Friday, July 12, 2013
Don't ASSUME! ....LOL
This is soooooooooo awesome!
I had to share.
I hope you are having a GREAT Friday,
Don't assume you know how someone ROLLS!! It's all about perception.
I had to share.
I hope you are having a GREAT Friday,
Don't assume you know how someone ROLLS!! It's all about perception.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Friday, June 21, 2013
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time, in real life
Few things really make me literally Laugh Out Loud.... but last night I did so, soooooooo much that my husband actually came in to check on me from another room because he wasn't sure if I was crying or laughing. I was just trying not to wake the entire house I was laughing so hard at this video.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time IN REAL LIFE...and this guy show up the mascot.... check it out...
I don't care if that guy was a real guard of if he was even a part of the entertainment staff...that was FUNNY as hell!!!
UPDATE: He's NOT a plant he's an actual guard and here's another video from him at another location at another game dancing to another song....LOL
ROCK ON!!!!
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!!!
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time IN REAL LIFE...and this guy show up the mascot.... check it out...
I don't care if that guy was a real guard of if he was even a part of the entertainment staff...that was FUNNY as hell!!!
UPDATE: He's NOT a plant he's an actual guard and here's another video from him at another location at another game dancing to another song....LOL
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!!!
Friday, June 07, 2013
The song said WHAT???
Have you ever been rocking out or jamming to a song in your car/house and thought that you'd like to sing along but didn't know the words? "Hey" you think "I'll just look up the lyrics and learn them" so the next time you cue up the song you'll be able to really get down and jam to the some. BUT....
The song said WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Yeah...that happened to me. And Nope, i'm not telling what the song was, i'm to embarrassed (to be honest). But I thought I was pretty good about being dialed in to the lyrics of songs. Especially lately. But apparently I wasn't.
One I found that did get me in the past that I WILL share with you is THIS song.....
Yeah I used to like the beat and such and would dance to it...then one day realize what the heck he was saying...and was like oh dammmmmn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have you ever had this happen to you? Do tell, please!?!
The song said WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Yeah...that happened to me. And Nope, i'm not telling what the song was, i'm to embarrassed (to be honest). But I thought I was pretty good about being dialed in to the lyrics of songs. Especially lately. But apparently I wasn't.
One I found that did get me in the past that I WILL share with you is THIS song.....
Get Low - by Lil Jon
Yeah I used to like the beat and such and would dance to it...then one day realize what the heck he was saying...and was like oh dammmmmn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have you ever had this happen to you? Do tell, please!?!
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Conversations with a 2 year old...Video
What happens when you have a conversation with a 2 year old and replace the 2 year old with a fully grown man???
Hilarity happens....
WATCH!!!
And this is just Episode 1...hahahaha
Hilarity happens....
WATCH!!!
And this is just Episode 1...hahahaha
Monday, March 25, 2013
A very funny "HARLEM SHAKE" video
I personally had no idea what the Harlem Shake was until recently. Personally I still don't really understand it... BUT... this morning I saw this. It made me laugh so much. I have to share it. The video is only 60 seconds. Enjoy!
Video Removed sorry...go to Perez Hilton.com to see it. it is rather hilarious
Oh and if you are asking...Yes...that is the Backstreet Boys!
Video Removed sorry...go to Perez Hilton.com to see it. it is rather hilarious
Oh and if you are asking...Yes...that is the Backstreet Boys!
Monday, April 16, 2012
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Thinking about having kids...try this 11 step program (funny)
Too freaking funny not to share....
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Contemplating having kids? Well try this 11 step program to see if you are ready for the challenge of being a parent.
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the newspaper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their.
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior. Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel.
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out.
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favourite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Time allowed for this - all morning.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van/SUV. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 7
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 9
Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Dora/Diego, Disney, Bubble Guppies and Yo Gabba Gabba. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel, Noggin, Sprout or Nick Jr for at least five years. (I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin' or 'Sprout'?) Exactly the point.
Lesson 10
Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 11
Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Contemplating having kids? Well try this 11 step program to see if you are ready for the challenge of being a parent.
Lesson 1
1. Go to the grocery store.
2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.
3. Go home.
4. Pick up the newspaper.
5. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2
Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their.
1. Methods of discipline.
2. Lack of patience.
3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.
4. Allowing their children to run wild.
5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breast feeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior. Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3
A really good way to discover how the nights might feel.
1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)
2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.
3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.
4. Set the alarm for 3AM.
5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.
6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.
7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.
8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.
9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)
Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.
Lesson 4
Can you stand the mess children make? To find out.
1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.
2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.
3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.
4. Then rub them on the clean walls.
5. Take your favourite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.
6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5
Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.
1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.
Time allowed for this - all morning.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van/SUV. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.
1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there.
2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Lesson 7
Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys.
Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8
1. Hollow out a melon.
2. Make a small hole in the side.
3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.
4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.
5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.
6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.
You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.
Lesson 9
Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Dora/Diego, Disney, Bubble Guppies and Yo Gabba Gabba. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel, Noggin, Sprout or Nick Jr for at least five years. (I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin' or 'Sprout'?) Exactly the point.
Lesson 10
Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 11
Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
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